I'm tired of clapping my hands

starllex:

rneerkat:

rneerkat:

how does real estate greet other real estate 

house it going

itlooksgoodfromouterspace:

strikeraider:

deathviashowerskanking:

stopandsmellthedata:

ensanguinedbirdy:

thefandomlyfe:

justlaughit-off:

fancyrussiansushi:

heyitspj:

scuzzmutt:

what is the purpose of training bras??? what are we trying to teach the boobs

they are trained to be the very breast

like no one ever bras

to catch them is my real chest

to train them are my tata’s

I will browse across the store

Trying on every size

Need training bras to understand

THE MAMMARIES INSIDE

*voices* BOOBEMON

imtoolaceytodoanything:

bondoge:

why do i still have to go to school i thought slavery was abolished in 1865

that’s an interesting fact, where’d you learn that?

sodamnrelatable:

jaymesmcguiness:

KRISPY KREME ARE GIVING OUT A FREE DOUGHNUT FOR EVERY A YOU GET ON YOUR REPORT CARD

THIS HAS MOTIVATED ME MORE THAN MY TEACHERS.

thirstingaintdead:

*Googles big word before I fuck around and use it injudiciously*

adimals:

timeywimeyteapot:

have you ever thought about how weird sleeping is like we basically dress ourselves in special sleeping clothes and lay on special sleeping mats then spend the next few hours completely comatose all the while hallucinating vividly

ada-cabot:

have you ever shipped something so hard that you become irrationally happy and make a sound akin to steam escaping from a kettle every time they so much as stand next to each other

elescolta:

spiza:

punkmonksteven:

lalatula:

*does the anime character with glasses thing*

Does that really work though?

What…?

oh you silly people

it’s not like if i suddenly got embarrassed or nervous i would just —

the fuck

hey guys what are you doin….

…the heck was that

itbekaleb:

thekingsofliam:

WOOO YEAH I LOVE THIS SONG !!!!! PAR-TAY!!!!

OMFG R U FCKN SERIOUSSSS????????? IM SO GUNNA PAUZE IT NOW

***le pause @ 00:30****

uh hey harrie

wot do u know??? 

BUTT I DINT DO ANYTHING????

WOT IS GOIN ON???????

I don’t even know what i laughed hardest at, just everything, from the porn being in another tab to his reactions and the comments i cannot

lostbeasts:

i will forever be dumbfounded by the SHEER SIZES of some prehistoric animals i mean

holy

friggin

shit

i still think HORSES are big but

would you

just

COULD YOU IMAGINE

FUCK

fountina:

unpopular opinion: when i see bulldogs (french, english, american) and pugs, i just get sad because they were breed into a really terrible existence of a lot of health problems and lack of abilities as well as lookin’ goofy as fuck 

jonathantoewsed:

“you’ll scare guys off with that feminist crap”

oh i’m sorry

you’re right

the kind of guy who has problems with me demanding that i be treated as his equal is totally the kind of guy i want to be in a relationship with

my mistake

I feel like cutting all of my hair and then I’m like nooo let it growwww but then again ugh short hair and ugh long hair ugh

my eraser looked like a chocolate that randomly appeared on my bed and I almost ate it

stareatnight:

and then these boys :)

(here the girls)