November 2011
so I almost caused like 19 accidents on the way to class
“OMG WTF IS THAT A ZOMBIE DRIVING?!?!”
- some girl: pushes you out of the way
- me: do you know who i am on the internet
#ThatAwkwardMoment when you realize that Kim Kardashians failed marriage could have paid your college tuition for 2,833 years.
Correct.
Oh god.
- charlie: IT'S TUESDAY
- charlie: TUESDAY
- charlie: BRITTANA GOTTA GET DOWN ON TUESDAY
- charlie: NOBODY'S LOOKING FORWARD TO THE WEEKEND
- charlie: WEEKEND
- charlie: IT'S TUESDAY
- charlie: TUESDAY
October 2011
- me: this one time param-
- my friends: shut up
- mum: you think these bands have nice hair and fashion now but in 20 years you will look back at these photos and be like-
- me: look children it's your father
- mum: what
- me: nothing
